How com e nobody
every dates an asshole, never goes steady with a (son of a) bitch, but when it
com es tim e
to break up, guess what? Our soon to be ex is a professional full tim e asshole, (son of a) bitch and probably eats his
or her buggers, is addicted to pornography, and lies all the tim e.
How is it that we choose wonderful, fun, exciting, charm ing, witty and warm
people to invite into our heart and then they either a) change into or b) were
always evil troglodytes, albeit carefully disguised evil troglodytes because
they did seem pretty dam n cuddly when we first fell in love.
Let’s consider the first prem ise:
they changed. They were cuddly love m uffins
and they evolved into evil troglodytes. I guess it’s possible that the person
has a degenerative neurological disease that has rendered them incapable of controlling their behavior, or it’s
possible that they were seduced by a cult of narcissists who brainwashed them , yet if either of these were the case I don’t
think you’d be sitting there wondering how this happened, you’d have them get a brain scan, or you would have noticed them going out to the cult m eetings.
Now it can be that you m arried
a sociopath, som eone who lies with
the ease of Martin Burney… we’ve all seen “Sleeping With The Enem y” and there’s no doubt that these people exist and
they suck people into their poisoned lives and the only thing you can do is get
the fuck out of the house and while you’re recuperating in a sm all Midwest town start m aking
notes about what things, in retrospect, should have warned you off that freak
so you’ll never go there again. In all honesty, the Martin Burney’s (of both
sexes) are the exception and not the rule but if you contend that you are
living with a crazy person then you best go take a look in the m irror and rem em ber this: water seeks it’s own level. Healthy
people get the fuck out of unhealthy relationships. Crazy people live with
crazy people. Decide which you want to be and act accordingly.
But generally, if your partner truly has changed it’s
because som eone helped them change. Nothing happens in a vacuum . A five year old will act like a five year old
until som eone expects the five year
old to act differently. By the sam e
token, a norm ally healthy child will
start acting out in all sorts of alarm ing
ways if that child has been abused by an adult. So if there was a change, m y point is sim ply
this: you, as their most significant other, their attachment figure, probably
helped.
Maybe you helped by being distant, m aybe
you helped by being passive-aggressive, m aybe
you helped by ignoring the problem s,
m aybe you helped by creating problem s, but in som e
way, som e how, you helped.
But finally, here’s the thought that’s going to blow your m ind: your partner has not changed, the way you see
your partner, the way you experience your partner and the way you treat your
partner has changed. And as sure as god m ade
little green apples, your partner thinks you’re the one who has changed and
doesn’t realize that you are still the sam e
wonderful, cuddly little love m uffin
you were when you m arried, and that
what’s changed is the way s/he sees you, experiences you, and treats you.
This is how it happens… im agine
your relationship is a nice new pair of rose colored glasses. You m eet som eone
and as you look through those glasses everything about your new honey seem s wonderful. A great sm ile,
a fantastic sense of hum or. A good
work ethic, inteligent… and anything that you don’t like about your new
favorite person, you tend to overlook. Sm oking…
well, they’ll probably quit. Politics, well everyone is entitled to an opinion…
and that laugh? Well, it is a little loud but it’s sincere and kind of cute.
Give a few years and those rose colored glasses that you’ve
been wearing have lost a little of their tint, worse they’ve becom e scratched. Each one of those scratches is a hurt
that you experienced at the hands of your beloved. Hurts that you held in and
did not resolve, hurts that you allowed to accum ulate
and fester. Whether it was a bona fide m ean
spirited hurt, or an unvoiced and unm et
expectation, or an accidental slight, or a joke you didn’t think was funny, it
doesn’t really m atter because now
the way you view your beloved is a lot less rose colored (i.e. less accepting)
and it’s as obscured as granny’s cataract clouded eyes.
And now as you look at your beloved you don’t notice the great
sm ile you notice s/he hasn’t brushed
their teeth, the hum or seem s bitter or juvenile. What used to be a good work
ethic is now seen as never being hom e,
and that intelligence seem s m ore like intellectual bullying … and those things
you don’t like about your beloved now seem
insurm ountable obstacles. S/he is com m itted
to suicide by tobacco and is stinking up the house and poisoning the kids with
second hand sm oke. Politics have m orphed from
a considered disagreem ent to
fanaticism … and that laugh? God, it’s
obnoxious and em barrassing.
And thus we stay in a bad relationship and blam e our partners for changing, because we know… I m ean it’s as plain as day… that it’s not our fault:
s/he changed.
And as long as you keep thinking it’s not your fault, as
long as you don’t accept 100% responsibility for your relationship, as long as
you keep dem anding that your partner
get better you are going to either stay in a bad relationship or m ove on to a bad divorce which will becom e a prelude to another bad relationship because
perfect people are doom ed to being
surrounded by losers.
Now, if you’ll accept for the m om ent that you are not perfect, and if you’ll accept
just for a second that your partner probably has as m any
hurts, doubts, and fears as you do, and if you will accept that in order for
your relationship to im prove you
will both have to change… for the better, then the question becom es sim ply
this… why are you waiting for your partner to change?
And that is not a rhetorical question.
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